May 28th | 12,035 notes
one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
May 28th | 24,769 notes
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing,
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
May 28th | 2,308 notes
satan: your favourite band are touring your country but the nearest they're playing is two hours away from you
satan: and none of your friends want to come with you
satan: and you happen to have no money
satan: oh and isn't it the day before that big exam
satan: so yeah
May 28th | 139,009 notes
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
May 28th | 47,059 notes
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